im laughing my ass off
im laughing my ass off
Okay, so, I’m chilling in bed, looking at my story to try to decide how to transition to the next part when all of a sudden I notice that part of my sheet is not as white as it should be, and I look over and a motherfucking scorpion in crawling towards me.
Now I’m frozen just hoping my cat will wake up and distract it cause I don’t have a damn thing to smash him with at hand, but no. The cat’s just sleepin’ and making faces at me while he just snoozes.
Meanwhile the god damned thing crawls literally right fucking next to me. Literally a millimeter away from touching my leg, turns to face my computer and just sits there looking between me and my computer like: “‘Sup bro? Whacha up to? Writing oh that’s cool. Can you scroll up so I can read more? Why are you staring at me? Did I do something? I’m sorry if I did something… I… I’ll just go.” for two fucking minutes before calmly scampering down the side of my bed to disappear to god fucking knows where.
I just spent like 15 minutes circling around my room, trying to find it, throwing everything around, and I cannot find it. All I can hope now is that it doesn’t decide to repopulate and send a horde of tiny ass baby scorpions spewing forth to devour me as I am calmly sweeping my room… (I have experienced this with spiders. Whose to say that a scorpion shall not do the same?)
It might have been chill, but it’s children will probably show no mercy.
This may be my last entry.
Here ya’ go guys. It still needs some work, but this is as finished as it’s gonna’ get for the time being.
A character-centric comedy about an unfortunately friendly demon and the apathetic highschooler he’s supposed to be haunting.
Senior graduation animation produced at the Kansas City Art Institute, May 2013. By Erica Wester.
For the day crowd!
reblobbing from personal blob for the day crowd.
this was in the 60s
they didnt even try to hide the gay
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
IT GOT BETTER
wow it got better
THAT FUCKING TAG I AM LITERALLY FUCKING DONE GUYS. DONE.
60k+ BONUS IMAGE!
I love how this Disneyworld Peter Pan fandom has risen out of nowhere
He is so precious
::gestures at the screen:: Come out so I can squeeze your cheeks!